This is the latest instalment in the whimsical saga of Marriott Frinton and his friend 'Patacake' Moore. You were puzzled by them in 'AFC... Be Accident Prone', You tut-tutted at them in 'AFC... Gawp At TV', You gave them an old-fashioned look in 'AFC... Unblock A Gutter'. Now thrill to their adventures in some place an awfully long way away.

Characters and sketches © 2020-21 Paul Cromford (me); the author (me again) hereby asserts his moral rights to ownership of same.